# Bohmian Rhapsody

Is this the real world? Is this just fantasy?
Heisenberg’s theory is divorced from reality
Open your eyes, look into to the quantum sea

I’m just a boson, who needs locality
Because my $\Psi$ tells me where to go, pushing me to and fro
Any way my path goes, it’s all really hap’ning to me, to me Continue reading “Bohmian Rhapsody”

# Water all the way down

## Let’s get to it

I anticipate that three things will be true about this blog:

1. I will write about, among other things, the foundations of physics.
2. My parents, who don’t know much about the foundations of physics, will probably read it (Hi Mom!)
3. If anybody who knows anything about the foundations of physics reads it, I will never get a job because of the silly things I expect I will say.

As (a) a consequence, (b) in the interest of miseducating the general public, and (c) because I feel the need for some sort of inaugural blog post acknowledging its own existence, insofar as it is distinguished by being First, let’s start off with an introduction to the foundations of physics. Continue reading “Water all the way down”